Pure Wow's 15-piece capsule wardrobe - no

According to a website called Pure Wow! Here listed are

The Only 15 Items You Need to Build the Perfect Wardrobe

(http://www.purewow.com/fashion/15-piece-capsule-wardrobe)
with my comments:

1. The perfect white tee
• No, nothing white, I always get it stained.
• A few neutral colored tee shirts that don't have anything written on them would work.
• Gray, Charcoal Gray, Tan, Heather Blue
2. A navy blazer that's not part of a Pantsuit
• OK, but preferably a loose cotton machine-washable one
• Linen is nice in the summer too
3. An A-Line Midi Skirt that highlights your shape
• Hah! No. No skirts. My shape is the problem
• Skirts are very sensitive to expansion and contraction of waistline
• A plain dress of some sort is acceptable.
• Although I avoid dresses because they create complications with shoes and socks
4. Dark wash flared jeans that elongate your legs
• OK, a pair of jeans. Two pairs. Black and blue. 
• Lightweight blue for summer.
5.  A white button-down that's not your boyfriends
• White again. Danger. Only if you need it for a job interview
• Otherwise, fine, some kind of blouse.
6. A classic trench coat that makes you feel elegant.
• Yes.
7.  Tailored black pants you can dress up or down
• OK
8. A silky black camisole you can layer or not.
• Not. Not with my fat arms. Substitute one of the neutral-colored t-shirt
9. A good ole denim jacket
• Maybe. But other cloth jackets are often better-looking
• Denim jackets can be styled rather weird and look outdated soon
10. A not-stuffy pencil skirt
• No skirts.
11. A striped shirt that makes you look French.
• Horizontal stripes. Hahaha. I learned that was a no-no in 9th grade. Only for the thin & fit.
12. White pants you can wear any time of the year.
• White. On pants. Just never sit down anywhere. Yeah, forget it.
13. A little black dress you'll wear forever.
• Sure. My eternal quest.
• There was once this perfect looking dress in a Victoria's Secret catalog. 
• Decades ago, perhaps. 
• I wish I'd bought it. 
• No. I wish I'd saved the photo.
14. A Showstopping dress for special occasions
• Wait for the occasion before buying the dress
15. A basic sweater to throw over anything
• I have a nice black cotton sweater from the long-defunct Tweeds Catalog.
• I miss getting clothes from the Tweeds Catalog
• I wish J.Crew would revive it, with decent clothes.
• I have that nice black cotton sweater, and a very nice embroidered? jackard? greyish button-down shirt that I wear over plain t-shirts in the summer. 
• Something happened to textiles between the 1980's and now. 
• Clothes purchased in the past 10 years or so will develop holes much sooner than they ought to. 
• Something is very wrong.