November 1st: The problem is that it's hard to hear Billie Holiday without thinking of David Sedaris.
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- Yoko Ono blindfolded? as she crochets in a video of John Lennon & Plastic Ono Band performing Instant Karma
- This morning, my spouse sang to me "Voulez vous crochet avec moi, ce soir" and it ran through my head for too long, along with a next verse saying, "If so, there's a group that meets at the library first Monday of the month at 6pm"
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November 14th: Yes. I can recognize the sound of the Mail Delivery truck when it goes up the street, stops at our mailbox, then shifts to drive up to the next mailbox.
Rural points for this? Work-from-home points for this? Sad lonely creature points?
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from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett:
EVIL WIZARD
They shall have their chance,
when hell freezes over.
DEATH
No. I am not allowed to
enlighten you, even by
default, as to the current
temperatures in the next
world.
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November 15th: Smoker's cough without the benefit? pleasure? of smoking first.
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"Let there be light" is two words in Hebrew.
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November 30th: Facebook? I don't care to open a website to see a jumbled mess--I got that in my house already.
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Buying lottery tickets, not in hopes of winning, but as a personal declaration of unhappiness.
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