Experienced Virtual Assistant

With a mind badly warped from a lifetime filled with science fiction, I had some unclear but troubling images as to what an Experienced Virtual Assistant could mean. 

We can rob from you wholesale?

Anyhow, I still find the letter amusing. 

And, yeah, it was tempting to click "Summarize" but I did not.

[External] Re: Experienced Virtual Assistant Available....

Avnish Tomar<avnishtomarweb05@aol.com>

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Hi,

I hope this message finds you well. I’m following up to see if you’re interested in our services.

Please share your requirements,

May I send you the costing and proposal?

Thank you!

On Sunday, July 12, 2026 at 06:34:35 PM GMT+5:30, Avnish Tomar <avnishtomarweb05@aol.com> wrote:

Hi,

 

I hope you're doing well.

 

I am a full-time Virtual Assistant with over 5 years of experience across multiple freelance platforms. I specialize in delivering reliable, high-quality support tailored to your business needs.

 

I can assist you with:

 

• Cold calling & appointment setting

• Social media management & digital marketing

• Data entry & online research

• Accounting & bookkeeping

• Lead generation & marketing support

• Real estate tasks

 

I am committed to providing accurate, timely, and professional results. Whenever you need a dependable Virtual Assistant, I’m here to help.

 

May I share a proposal with my most affordable package for your requirements?

 

Best regards,

 

Avnish,

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note: Just reply to me please {Yes, Sure, Ok, interested}

not sure who would answer this one

 

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Don't you just love Sharepoint

 

I haven't posted a spam scam for a while now. They are getting more sophisticated.

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Susan choosing shoes and socks

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Kimmel

Don't know why, after all the truly horrible stuff that's been done, don't know why Jimmy Kimmel's suspension pushed me over the edge.

Maybe because he is somewhat Establishment, a presumably protected rich white man. If he's a victim, then the country is truly crumbling before the loony evil greedy bullies. (Colbert? That was a slap on the wrist, giving him a year; a lot can happen in a year.)

Check my privilege? Yeah I was counting on it.

I'm close to retirement, hoping to keep my head down, wanting to continue on my nice little patch of finally-something-is-mine New Hampshire home. My yard. My garden. I need to continue working. I worry that some strange medical expense will destroy it all, all my saving and scrimping and not doing stuff (trips, theatres, restaurants, home improvements) so I could save money so I could be safe, despite layoffs, not ruined by emergencies.

I need to work, mainly for health insurance.

What drugs should I request from my shrink so that I can continue to function despite the current political situation? 

Prozac? More Prozac?

current status of social media

• Facebook is for finding a local business or for sharing pictures of your kids with faraway cousins.
• Instagram is also for sharing photos with cousins, and for making photos pretty with contrast and other editing features. And to see pretty pictures from around the world.
• Tumblr is for sharing love of different media and hobbies. 
• Threads is for weird personal stuff.
• BlueSky is for anti-Trump politics plus some disparate Twitter remnants.
• Now and then I'll log onto X to see Jonah Goldberg's dogs. 
• I hope Google doesn't delete Blogger like they did with Google Photos. My posts go back to 2006.