Rebel against the oppression of stupid bathing suits!
Women over 60 years old or over 150 pounds do not want to wear the current standard woman's bathing suit.
Forget the tiny skirts with which they try to appease us. Not good enough. I want more dignity, and sunburn protection.
From now on, I'll be wearing men's swim trunks and a nylon t-shirt* to the beach. Mens' swim trunks are longer than the ones I've found for women, and they have lots of pockets.
*"nylon t-shirt" - or polyester, that is, whatever's in my t-shirt drawer that most closely approximates a made-for-swimming "rash guard"
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