My next commuter car

What I'd like for the vehicle that replaces my '97 Toyota:

• Electric, with a range of 200 miles between charging.
• A really good sound system
• Built-in vacuum cleaning, like are in some houses, or a car-Roomba, to clean up the toast crumbs.  
• Good visibility
• Rear windshield wiper
• Good in snow and on ice
• Why not a front-windshield defroster?  Wires can retract, fold away, or be invisible.  Or wireless defrosting beams from around the windshield.
• I want it to teach me French and Spanish while I drive to & from work
• Ability to download podcasts to my car
• Variable-width cup holders. 
• Easily changed windshield wipers
• Voice-activated intelligent GPS
• Voice-activated cellphone interface
• Polarizing windshield with intelligent sun-blocking (shade intersection of line of sight to sun at windshield) with touch override.  Okay, maybe for the car after.
• How about at least the ability to toggle a shade-spot on the windshield by touching where you want the extra shady spot (or to clear it, of course)?